tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30046855430532534032024-03-13T17:17:35.405+11:00Duff Moss -- nuff saidDuff_Mosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01726508479253979573noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3004685543053253403.post-50791047401738382312010-06-24T20:28:00.002+10:002010-06-24T20:34:16.935+10:00Holy ShitHoly shit Duff. Haven't been on this friggen blog for nearly a year. I probably should give a shit. Guess I don't though.<br />
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<i>Who give a shit Moss - this blog is totally friggen lame.</i><br />
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No way man - I'm gonna shake this place up - gonna get things moving man. Shock the world. Make them take notice.<br />
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<i>You're not going to post a picture of your arse again are you?</i><br />
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Well I'm not going to now am I arsehole. Maybe I'll just post that Shatner article I wrote that those bastards at Triond banned.<br />
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<i>Just friggen do it and don't tell me about it. I still hate you, and you're fatter than ever</i><br />
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Piss off!<br />
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<i>OK</i>Duff_Mosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01726508479253979573noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3004685543053253403.post-74292696391127254322009-10-27T21:46:00.000+11:002009-10-27T21:46:14.143+11:00Bloody HellBloody hell Duff!<br />
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<i>What Moss?</i><br />
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You haven't updated this stupid blog since 22nd July.<br />
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<i>So what? No-one freaking reads the thing do they?</i><br />
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Why is that then Duff?<br />
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<i>Because your an idiot and people hate you</i><br />
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Oh, ok - I guess that makes sense then<br />
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<i>Damn straight puss bag!</i><br />
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Piss off<br />
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<i>Get stuffed jerk</i>Duff_Mosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01726508479253979573noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3004685543053253403.post-18799241284218713702009-07-22T23:07:00.003+10:002009-07-22T23:12:41.261+10:00What the hell are you doing<span style="font-style: italic;">What the hell have you being doing?</span><br /><br />What are you on about now?<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Look at that friggen widget at the side. You've written heaps of crap since the last post. Why didn't you tell me about it</span><br /><br />Because you're a rude arsehole. Everytime I tell you about a new story I wrote you insult me, and I am sick of it<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Oh - don't get all pissy about it. I'm only joking, and I always read what you have to say. Even if what you write is worse than the puss from a tropical ulcer on a baboons arse!</span><br /><br />See - there I knew it. You're such an idioit - I didn't even bring this up and you still find a way to insult me. I'm not talking to you anymore. Go get stuffed.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Fine then. I'll post the links myself. Not like it's rocket scient you big girl's blouse.</span><br /><br /><a href="http://www.authspot.com/Biographies/Listen-to-Me-and-Listen-to-Me-Well.850169">http://www.authspot.com/Biographies/Listen-to-Me-and-Listen-to-Me-Well.850169</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.authspot.com/Journals/Onkalarkarage.873851">http://www.authspot.com/Journals/Onkalarkarage.873851</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Let-my-Suffering-End.893361">http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Let-my-Suffering-End.893361</a><br /><br /><a href="http://purpleslinky.com/humor/satire/a-new-love/">http://purpleslinky.com/humor/satire/a-new-love/</a>Duff_Mosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01726508479253979573noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3004685543053253403.post-33048737161751717772009-06-12T14:45:00.003+10:002009-06-12T14:48:33.019+10:00A Fate Worse Than DeathHoly crap - I nearly carked it today!<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Really? That's a pity</span><br /><br />I know, it was really scary<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">No - a pity that you survived. You're a nob and I hate you</span><br /><br />I don't hate you<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Ohhhh - that's nice of you to say. I still hate you though!</span><br /><br />You're an absolute piece of scum sucking slime licking crap head<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">I know - thank you</span><br /><br />Ahhh stuff ya. I wrote about it, so if you feel like not being an arsehole soon, you may wish to have a look:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/A-Fate-Worse-Than-Death.773915">http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/A-Fate-Worse-Than-Death.773915</a>Duff_Mosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01726508479253979573noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3004685543053253403.post-18657986191011611192009-05-29T00:27:00.002+10:002009-05-29T00:31:15.227+10:00Civilisation is a CrapperI am a freaking genius<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Yeah - why oh lord of the mighty richard cranium</span><br /><br />Because I have figured out the single most important factor that drives a civilisation forward.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">I highly doubt that</span><br /><br />Why?<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Because you are an imbecile</span><br /><br />That does it - I'm sick of your friggen insults - you can go suck your own dick and piss off. I'm done with ya. If you feel like growing a brain and become informed, check out the following:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Civilisation-is-a-Crapper.734481">http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Civilisation-is-a-Crapper.734481</a>Duff_Mosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01726508479253979573noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3004685543053253403.post-89231544369166221492009-05-20T21:43:00.002+10:002009-05-20T21:46:07.194+10:00Where's My Pants?Freaking hell - where's my bloody pants?<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">They're beside the bed where you left them - like you always do you stinking pig.</span><br /><br />Oh yeah - stupid me. I just had a flash back to that time when I couldn't find my pants that time.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">What time?</span><br /><br />You know, when I was up at that Forum thingy.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">It never happened - your a freaking bullshitter.</span><br /><br />Well ok - but it did inspire this story though. So go look at it poonka:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Wheres-my-Pants.717873">http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Wheres-my-Pants.717873</a>Duff_Mosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01726508479253979573noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3004685543053253403.post-909681894499974122009-05-06T09:38:00.003+10:002009-05-06T09:42:42.904+10:00Berry of FeggerHey muddha - ever heard of a Fegger?<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">A FEGGER - Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo</span><br /><br />Bloke...bloke...you there...so you've heard of a Fegger?<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">No</span><br /><br />Why did you scream then?<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">poured hot coffee in my lap. What the frig is a fegger.</span><br /><br />Most fearsome mythical creature of the Australian bush. Learn yaself here:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/Berry-of-Fegger.692241">http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/Berry-of-Fegger.692241</a>Duff_Mosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01726508479253979573noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3004685543053253403.post-3174789298746867492009-05-04T11:50:00.003+10:002009-05-04T11:57:33.249+10:00Retrospective PrecognitiveYo bloke - where are ya?<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Sorry, had a blocked nose, had to go blow it.</span><br /><br />That's a coincidence. I wrote a story about that time my nose told the future<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">You a freaking liar - it did no such thing</span><br /><br />Yeah it friggen did you stupid sack of phlegm<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">No it didn't you imbecile</span><br /><br />I told you before that it told the future, and that future happened.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">You are completely and utterly mental. Why do I even talk to you. You have no grip on reality. You live in a moron's fantasy world filled with doughnuts and levitating dune buggies. Keep away from me</span><br /><br />Fine...but at least read my article:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/Retrospective-Precognitive.687447">http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/Retrospective-Precognitive.687447</a>Duff_Mosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01726508479253979573noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3004685543053253403.post-10163009205868341962009-04-29T09:47:00.004+10:002009-04-29T09:52:11.633+10:00What are you afraid of?Hey nob brain - what are you afraid of?<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">I'm afraid I'm gonna stick my foot up your arse</span><br /><br />Yeah, well I'm afraid that you wont be able to remove your foot from your own arse to stick it up my arse you absolute idiot<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Ahh shut up</span><br /><br />Anyway there may be HEAPS to be afraid of, but it's not what you think. Check it out here you stupid fool:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.socyberty.com/Lifestyle-Choices/What-are-You-Afraid-Of.680103">http://www.socyberty.com/Lifestyle-Choices/What-are-You-Afraid-Of.680103</a>Duff_Mosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01726508479253979573noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3004685543053253403.post-27634569813106331092009-04-26T00:45:00.003+10:002009-04-26T00:48:50.452+10:00A Warning Most PurpleHoly crap - they posted it<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Finally</span><br /><br />Yeah - but I had to change the title, resubmit a new article, and delete the old. It used to be called purple carrot - now it's A Warning Most Purple<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">oh - sounds stupid</span><br /><br />piss of nob brain<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Oh well - where is it</span><br /><br />It's here - when I wrote it, I thought it was the best stupid thing I had written. Now after the fiasco around it, not so sure.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">I am sure it's crap</span><br /><br />Get stuffed - just read it idiot<br /><br /><a href="http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/A-Warning-Most-Purple.671171">http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/A-Warning-Most-Purple.671171</a>Duff_Mosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01726508479253979573noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3004685543053253403.post-35529126119339621992009-04-23T23:50:00.003+10:002009-04-23T23:52:39.114+10:00Hey Duff - where is the purple carrot story - you submitted that ages ago.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Yeah, I know dude - those friggen Triond editors have taken a personal offense to it or something and are refusing to publish. I will keep up the good fight.</span><br /><br />Friggen bastards<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Yeah - I know - freaking shittin me - cause it's a masterpiece. Anyway. I wrote something else - totally stupid of course</span><br /><br />I expect nothing else<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Shut up ya ahole - anyway - here it is</span><br /><br /><a href="http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Spent.666767">http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Spent.666767</a>Duff_Mosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01726508479253979573noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3004685543053253403.post-5137793508308063172009-04-20T14:23:00.002+10:002009-04-20T14:26:01.438+10:00Sick Leave Note #2Hey moonga<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">What muddha</span><br /><br />You feeling sick - you want to take a sick day off<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Yeah I'm always feeling sick, but generally sick in the head</span><br /><br />I know - you're a complete mental case<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">You can talk douche bag</span><br /><br />Settle poonka. Here, here is another sick leave note you can use to get a couple of days off:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Sick-Leave-Note-2.659339">http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Sick-Leave-Note-2.659339</a>Duff_Mosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01726508479253979573noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3004685543053253403.post-636579386915679252009-04-14T23:14:00.003+10:002009-04-14T23:17:42.543+10:00Its Time Had ComeHey Duff you moron<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Don't call me a moron you idiot asshole</span><br /><br />Ok ok - sorry. But you know that other article I wrote - the Doom of my Soul.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Yeah - freaking too serious for my liking</span><br /><br />Indeed it was. I couldn't live with myself writing something so heartfelt, so I wrote anther article - something of a polar opposite to that article - to bring balance to the force.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">That's more like it - where is it muddha</span>?<br /><br />Check it out here dude:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Its-Time-Had-Come.650087">http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Its-Time-Had-Come.650087</a>Duff_Mosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01726508479253979573noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3004685543053253403.post-4401089650262836832009-04-14T22:16:00.002+10:002009-04-14T22:19:04.931+10:00Oh - The dreaded 9 to 5Hey Duff,<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">What bloke?</span><br /><br />First day back at work today after a bit.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Yeah - that would have sucked bad</span><br /><br />Ucking Oath it did - it put me in a very bad mood - so I decided to write about how I felt going in today.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Yeah - funny?</span><br /><br />No you idiot - grim and dark. Go read it here you moron:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/The-Doom-of-my-Soul.649499">http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/The-Doom-of-my-Soul.649499</a>Duff_Mosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01726508479253979573noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3004685543053253403.post-84685850447700379912009-04-11T00:43:00.004+10:002009-04-11T00:48:36.941+10:00Do Women have a sense of Humour?Hey Duff,<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">yeah bloke - what?</span><br /><br />Do you think women have a sense of humour?<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Hmmm - not sure - married women don't find their husbands funny that is for sure.</span><br /><br />Yeah - I know - this bloke wrote an article about it - seems pretty conclusive to me!<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">I'll have to check it out bloke - where is it at</span><br /><br />It's here man - enjoy:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.authspot.com/Journals/Do-Women-Have-a-Sense-of-Humour.642265">http://www.authspot.com/Journals/Do-Women-Have-a-Sense-of-Humour.642265</a>Duff_Mosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01726508479253979573noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3004685543053253403.post-42162772940142610542009-04-10T00:05:00.001+10:002009-04-10T00:07:20.115+10:00The End is NighHoly FREAKING CRAP<br /><br />What....what the matter Duff<br /><br />I had a freaking vision man - a vision of the future - and it is totally and utterly stuffed. Do yourself a favour and check it out here - be prepared muddha - be prepared:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/The-End-is-Nigh.641949">http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/The-End-is-Nigh.641949</a>Duff_Mosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01726508479253979573noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3004685543053253403.post-835704657079595962009-04-07T00:14:00.001+10:002009-04-07T00:16:28.420+10:00Hey Duff!<br /><br />Yeah What?<br /><br />Remember when you went to San Jose those many years ago - well I wrote a little story about it. What more, it's only mildly exaggerated.<br /><br />Ok cool - I'll check it out - where is it?<br /><br />It's here muddha:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/A-Differing-of-Opinion.632051">http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/A-Differing-of-Opinion.632051</a>Duff_Mosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01726508479253979573noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3004685543053253403.post-69519363297997867522009-04-05T00:16:00.000+11:002009-04-05T00:17:08.750+11:00The Awesome KGB<h2 class="articleSubtitle"><span style="font-size:100%;">They all thought I was mad...and well perhaps they were right, but they are dead now. My plans at world domination have however hit a snag - perhaps you can assist?</span></h2>Read the full article here:<br /><a href="http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/The-Awesome-KGB.630087">http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/The-Awesome-KGB.630087</a>Duff_Mosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01726508479253979573noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3004685543053253403.post-41027565962981640742009-04-05T00:14:00.001+11:002009-04-05T00:17:42.427+11:00A lesson learnt<h2 class="articleSubtitle"><span style="font-size:100%;">Life is occasionally...no wait...sometimes...no that's not right...almost always is a cruel beast of despair from which there is no escape. I learnt this lesson the hard way.</span></h2>Visit the full article here:<br /><a href="http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/A-Lesson-Learnt.630057">http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/A-Lesson-Learnt.630057</a>Duff_Mosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01726508479253979573noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3004685543053253403.post-20144236907673736722009-03-31T00:53:00.000+11:002009-03-31T00:57:40.113+11:00A funny thing happened...I doubt anyone is reading this, so I guess I am simply talking to myself - which seems as good a thing to do as any.<br /><br />So Duff, guess what, I posted a new article - go check it out you muddha:<br /><br /><h2 class="articleSubtitle">A funny thing happened to me today when driving into work - and well of course the result was that my mind wandered into avenues of weirdness that not even I comprehend fully.</h2>Visit the full article here:<br /><a href="http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/A-Funny-Thing-Happened.622099">http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/A-Funny-Thing-Happened.622099</a>Duff_Mosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01726508479253979573noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3004685543053253403.post-74647663169166999152009-03-25T22:02:00.000+11:002009-03-25T22:05:29.710+11:00Here I am venturing into the blogsphere - not sure I see the point of it all at this stage but one needs to try a thing before one can condemn a thing.<br /><br />I doubt that I will be adding posts on a regular basis, but if you feel somewhat inclined you can check out my articles at Triond - see the widget below. Generally a bunch of crazy stuff there - so be warned, you may come away damaged in the head.Duff_Mosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01726508479253979573noreply@blogger.com0