Holy shit Duff. Haven't been on this friggen blog for nearly a year. I probably should give a shit. Guess I don't though.
Who give a shit Moss - this blog is totally friggen lame.
No way man - I'm gonna shake this place up - gonna get things moving man. Shock the world. Make them take notice.
You're not going to post a picture of your arse again are you?
Well I'm not going to now am I arsehole. Maybe I'll just post that Shatner article I wrote that those bastards at Triond banned.
Just friggen do it and don't tell me about it. I still hate you, and you're fatter than ever
Piss off!
OK
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Bloody Hell
Bloody hell Duff!
What Moss?
You haven't updated this stupid blog since 22nd July.
So what? No-one freaking reads the thing do they?
Why is that then Duff?
Because your an idiot and people hate you
Oh, ok - I guess that makes sense then
Damn straight puss bag!
Piss off
Get stuffed jerk
What Moss?
You haven't updated this stupid blog since 22nd July.
So what? No-one freaking reads the thing do they?
Why is that then Duff?
Because your an idiot and people hate you
Oh, ok - I guess that makes sense then
Damn straight puss bag!
Piss off
Get stuffed jerk
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
What the hell are you doing
What the hell have you being doing?
What are you on about now?
Look at that friggen widget at the side. You've written heaps of crap since the last post. Why didn't you tell me about it
Because you're a rude arsehole. Everytime I tell you about a new story I wrote you insult me, and I am sick of it
Oh - don't get all pissy about it. I'm only joking, and I always read what you have to say. Even if what you write is worse than the puss from a tropical ulcer on a baboons arse!
See - there I knew it. You're such an idioit - I didn't even bring this up and you still find a way to insult me. I'm not talking to you anymore. Go get stuffed.
Fine then. I'll post the links myself. Not like it's rocket scient you big girl's blouse.
http://www.authspot.com/Biographies/Listen-to-Me-and-Listen-to-Me-Well.850169
http://www.authspot.com/Journals/Onkalarkarage.873851
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Let-my-Suffering-End.893361
http://purpleslinky.com/humor/satire/a-new-love/
What are you on about now?
Look at that friggen widget at the side. You've written heaps of crap since the last post. Why didn't you tell me about it
Because you're a rude arsehole. Everytime I tell you about a new story I wrote you insult me, and I am sick of it
Oh - don't get all pissy about it. I'm only joking, and I always read what you have to say. Even if what you write is worse than the puss from a tropical ulcer on a baboons arse!
See - there I knew it. You're such an idioit - I didn't even bring this up and you still find a way to insult me. I'm not talking to you anymore. Go get stuffed.
Fine then. I'll post the links myself. Not like it's rocket scient you big girl's blouse.
http://www.authspot.com/Biographies/Listen-to-Me-and-Listen-to-Me-Well.850169
http://www.authspot.com/Journals/Onkalarkarage.873851
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Let-my-Suffering-End.893361
http://purpleslinky.com/humor/satire/a-new-love/
Friday, June 12, 2009
A Fate Worse Than Death
Holy crap - I nearly carked it today!
Really? That's a pity
I know, it was really scary
No - a pity that you survived. You're a nob and I hate you
I don't hate you
Ohhhh - that's nice of you to say. I still hate you though!
You're an absolute piece of scum sucking slime licking crap head
I know - thank you
Ahhh stuff ya. I wrote about it, so if you feel like not being an arsehole soon, you may wish to have a look:
http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/A-Fate-Worse-Than-Death.773915
Really? That's a pity
I know, it was really scary
No - a pity that you survived. You're a nob and I hate you
I don't hate you
Ohhhh - that's nice of you to say. I still hate you though!
You're an absolute piece of scum sucking slime licking crap head
I know - thank you
Ahhh stuff ya. I wrote about it, so if you feel like not being an arsehole soon, you may wish to have a look:
http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/A-Fate-Worse-Than-Death.773915
Friday, May 29, 2009
Civilisation is a Crapper
I am a freaking genius
Yeah - why oh lord of the mighty richard cranium
Because I have figured out the single most important factor that drives a civilisation forward.
I highly doubt that
Why?
Because you are an imbecile
That does it - I'm sick of your friggen insults - you can go suck your own dick and piss off. I'm done with ya. If you feel like growing a brain and become informed, check out the following:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Civilisation-is-a-Crapper.734481
Yeah - why oh lord of the mighty richard cranium
Because I have figured out the single most important factor that drives a civilisation forward.
I highly doubt that
Why?
Because you are an imbecile
That does it - I'm sick of your friggen insults - you can go suck your own dick and piss off. I'm done with ya. If you feel like growing a brain and become informed, check out the following:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Civilisation-is-a-Crapper.734481
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Where's My Pants?
Freaking hell - where's my bloody pants?
They're beside the bed where you left them - like you always do you stinking pig.
Oh yeah - stupid me. I just had a flash back to that time when I couldn't find my pants that time.
What time?
You know, when I was up at that Forum thingy.
It never happened - your a freaking bullshitter.
Well ok - but it did inspire this story though. So go look at it poonka:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Wheres-my-Pants.717873
They're beside the bed where you left them - like you always do you stinking pig.
Oh yeah - stupid me. I just had a flash back to that time when I couldn't find my pants that time.
What time?
You know, when I was up at that Forum thingy.
It never happened - your a freaking bullshitter.
Well ok - but it did inspire this story though. So go look at it poonka:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Wheres-my-Pants.717873
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Berry of Fegger
Hey muddha - ever heard of a Fegger?
A FEGGER - Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Bloke...bloke...you there...so you've heard of a Fegger?
No
Why did you scream then?
poured hot coffee in my lap. What the frig is a fegger.
Most fearsome mythical creature of the Australian bush. Learn yaself here:
http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/Berry-of-Fegger.692241
A FEGGER - Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Bloke...bloke...you there...so you've heard of a Fegger?
No
Why did you scream then?
poured hot coffee in my lap. What the frig is a fegger.
Most fearsome mythical creature of the Australian bush. Learn yaself here:
http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/Berry-of-Fegger.692241
Monday, May 4, 2009
Retrospective Precognitive
Yo bloke - where are ya?
Sorry, had a blocked nose, had to go blow it.
That's a coincidence. I wrote a story about that time my nose told the future
You a freaking liar - it did no such thing
Yeah it friggen did you stupid sack of phlegm
No it didn't you imbecile
I told you before that it told the future, and that future happened.
You are completely and utterly mental. Why do I even talk to you. You have no grip on reality. You live in a moron's fantasy world filled with doughnuts and levitating dune buggies. Keep away from me
Fine...but at least read my article:
http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/Retrospective-Precognitive.687447
Sorry, had a blocked nose, had to go blow it.
That's a coincidence. I wrote a story about that time my nose told the future
You a freaking liar - it did no such thing
Yeah it friggen did you stupid sack of phlegm
No it didn't you imbecile
I told you before that it told the future, and that future happened.
You are completely and utterly mental. Why do I even talk to you. You have no grip on reality. You live in a moron's fantasy world filled with doughnuts and levitating dune buggies. Keep away from me
Fine...but at least read my article:
http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/Retrospective-Precognitive.687447
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
What are you afraid of?
Hey nob brain - what are you afraid of?
I'm afraid I'm gonna stick my foot up your arse
Yeah, well I'm afraid that you wont be able to remove your foot from your own arse to stick it up my arse you absolute idiot
Ahh shut up
Anyway there may be HEAPS to be afraid of, but it's not what you think. Check it out here you stupid fool:
http://www.socyberty.com/Lifestyle-Choices/What-are-You-Afraid-Of.680103
I'm afraid I'm gonna stick my foot up your arse
Yeah, well I'm afraid that you wont be able to remove your foot from your own arse to stick it up my arse you absolute idiot
Ahh shut up
Anyway there may be HEAPS to be afraid of, but it's not what you think. Check it out here you stupid fool:
http://www.socyberty.com/Lifestyle-Choices/What-are-You-Afraid-Of.680103
Sunday, April 26, 2009
A Warning Most Purple
Holy crap - they posted it
Finally
Yeah - but I had to change the title, resubmit a new article, and delete the old. It used to be called purple carrot - now it's A Warning Most Purple
oh - sounds stupid
piss of nob brain
Oh well - where is it
It's here - when I wrote it, I thought it was the best stupid thing I had written. Now after the fiasco around it, not so sure.
I am sure it's crap
Get stuffed - just read it idiot
http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/A-Warning-Most-Purple.671171
Finally
Yeah - but I had to change the title, resubmit a new article, and delete the old. It used to be called purple carrot - now it's A Warning Most Purple
oh - sounds stupid
piss of nob brain
Oh well - where is it
It's here - when I wrote it, I thought it was the best stupid thing I had written. Now after the fiasco around it, not so sure.
I am sure it's crap
Get stuffed - just read it idiot
http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/A-Warning-Most-Purple.671171
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