Hey Duff - where is the purple carrot story - you submitted that ages ago.

Yeah, I know dude - those friggen Triond editors have taken a personal offense to it or something and are refusing to publish. I will keep up the good fight.

Friggen bastards

Yeah - I know - freaking shittin me - cause it's a masterpiece. Anyway. I wrote something else - totally stupid of course

I expect nothing else

Shut up ya ahole - anyway - here it is

http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Spent.666767