A Warning Most Purple

Holy crap - they posted it

Finally

Yeah - but I had to change the title, resubmit a new article, and delete the old. It used to be called purple carrot - now it's A Warning Most Purple

oh - sounds stupid

piss of nob brain

Oh well - where is it

It's here - when I wrote it, I thought it was the best stupid thing I had written. Now after the fiasco around it, not so sure.

I am sure it's crap

Get stuffed - just read it idiot

http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/A-Warning-Most-Purple.671171

Hey Duff - where is the purple carrot story - you submitted that ages ago.

Yeah, I know dude - those friggen Triond editors have taken a personal offense to it or something and are refusing to publish. I will keep up the good fight.

Friggen bastards

Yeah - I know - freaking shittin me - cause it's a masterpiece. Anyway. I wrote something else - totally stupid of course

I expect nothing else

Shut up ya ahole - anyway - here it is

http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Spent.666767

Sick Leave Note #2

Hey moonga

What muddha

You feeling sick - you want to take a sick day off

Yeah I'm always feeling sick, but generally sick in the head

I know - you're a complete mental case

You can talk douche bag

Settle poonka. Here, here is another sick leave note you can use to get a couple of days off:

http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Sick-Leave-Note-2.659339

Its Time Had Come

Hey Duff you moron

Don't call me a moron you idiot asshole

Ok ok - sorry. But you know that other article I wrote - the Doom of my Soul.

Yeah - freaking too serious for my liking

Indeed it was. I couldn't live with myself writing something so heartfelt, so I wrote anther article - something of a polar opposite to that article - to bring balance to the force.

That's more like it - where is it muddha?

Check it out here dude:

http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Its-Time-Had-Come.650087

Oh - The dreaded 9 to 5

Hey Duff,

What bloke?

First day back at work today after a bit.

Yeah - that would have sucked bad

Ucking Oath it did - it put me in a very bad mood - so I decided to write about how I felt going in today.

Yeah - funny?

No you idiot - grim and dark. Go read it here you moron:

http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/The-Doom-of-my-Soul.649499

Do Women have a sense of Humour?

Hey Duff,

yeah bloke - what?

Do you think women have a sense of humour?

Hmmm - not sure - married women don't find their husbands funny that is for sure.

Yeah - I know - this bloke wrote an article about it - seems pretty conclusive to me!

I'll have to check it out bloke - where is it at

It's here man - enjoy:

http://www.authspot.com/Journals/Do-Women-Have-a-Sense-of-Humour.642265

The End is Nigh

Holy FREAKING CRAP

What....what the matter Duff

I had a freaking vision man - a vision of the future - and it is totally and utterly stuffed. Do yourself a favour and check it out here - be prepared muddha - be prepared:

http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/The-End-is-Nigh.641949

Hey Duff!

Yeah What?

Remember when you went to San Jose those many years ago - well I wrote a little story about it. What more, it's only mildly exaggerated.

Ok cool - I'll check it out - where is it?

It's here muddha:

http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/A-Differing-of-Opinion.632051

The Awesome KGB

They all thought I was mad...and well perhaps they were right, but they are dead now. My plans at world domination have however hit a snag - perhaps you can assist?

Read the full article here:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/The-Awesome-KGB.630087

A lesson learnt

Life is occasionally...no wait...sometimes...no that's not right...almost always is a cruel beast of despair from which there is no escape. I learnt this lesson the hard way.

Visit the full article here:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/A-Lesson-Learnt.630057