Hey nob brain - what are you afraid of?
I'm afraid I'm gonna stick my foot up your arse
Yeah, well I'm afraid that you wont be able to remove your foot from your own arse to stick it up my arse you absolute idiot
Ahh shut up
Anyway there may be HEAPS to be afraid of, but it's not what you think. Check it out here you stupid fool:
http://www.socyberty.com/Lifestyle-Choices/What-are-You-Afraid-Of.680103
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Sunday, April 26, 2009
A Warning Most Purple
Holy crap - they posted it
Finally
Yeah - but I had to change the title, resubmit a new article, and delete the old. It used to be called purple carrot - now it's A Warning Most Purple
oh - sounds stupid
piss of nob brain
Oh well - where is it
It's here - when I wrote it, I thought it was the best stupid thing I had written. Now after the fiasco around it, not so sure.
I am sure it's crap
Get stuffed - just read it idiot
http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/A-Warning-Most-Purple.671171
Finally
Yeah - but I had to change the title, resubmit a new article, and delete the old. It used to be called purple carrot - now it's A Warning Most Purple
oh - sounds stupid
piss of nob brain
Oh well - where is it
It's here - when I wrote it, I thought it was the best stupid thing I had written. Now after the fiasco around it, not so sure.
I am sure it's crap
Get stuffed - just read it idiot
http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/A-Warning-Most-Purple.671171
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Hey Duff - where is the purple carrot story - you submitted that ages ago.
Yeah, I know dude - those friggen Triond editors have taken a personal offense to it or something and are refusing to publish. I will keep up the good fight.
Friggen bastards
Yeah - I know - freaking shittin me - cause it's a masterpiece. Anyway. I wrote something else - totally stupid of course
I expect nothing else
Shut up ya ahole - anyway - here it is
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Spent.666767
Yeah, I know dude - those friggen Triond editors have taken a personal offense to it or something and are refusing to publish. I will keep up the good fight.
Friggen bastards
Yeah - I know - freaking shittin me - cause it's a masterpiece. Anyway. I wrote something else - totally stupid of course
I expect nothing else
Shut up ya ahole - anyway - here it is
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Spent.666767
Monday, April 20, 2009
Sick Leave Note #2
Hey moonga
What muddha
You feeling sick - you want to take a sick day off
Yeah I'm always feeling sick, but generally sick in the head
I know - you're a complete mental case
You can talk douche bag
Settle poonka. Here, here is another sick leave note you can use to get a couple of days off:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Sick-Leave-Note-2.659339
What muddha
You feeling sick - you want to take a sick day off
Yeah I'm always feeling sick, but generally sick in the head
I know - you're a complete mental case
You can talk douche bag
Settle poonka. Here, here is another sick leave note you can use to get a couple of days off:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Sick-Leave-Note-2.659339
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Its Time Had Come
Hey Duff you moron
Don't call me a moron you idiot asshole
Ok ok - sorry. But you know that other article I wrote - the Doom of my Soul.
Yeah - freaking too serious for my liking
Indeed it was. I couldn't live with myself writing something so heartfelt, so I wrote anther article - something of a polar opposite to that article - to bring balance to the force.
That's more like it - where is it muddha?
Check it out here dude:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Its-Time-Had-Come.650087
Don't call me a moron you idiot asshole
Ok ok - sorry. But you know that other article I wrote - the Doom of my Soul.
Yeah - freaking too serious for my liking
Indeed it was. I couldn't live with myself writing something so heartfelt, so I wrote anther article - something of a polar opposite to that article - to bring balance to the force.
That's more like it - where is it muddha?
Check it out here dude:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Its-Time-Had-Come.650087
Oh - The dreaded 9 to 5
Hey Duff,
What bloke?
First day back at work today after a bit.
Yeah - that would have sucked bad
Ucking Oath it did - it put me in a very bad mood - so I decided to write about how I felt going in today.
Yeah - funny?
No you idiot - grim and dark. Go read it here you moron:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/The-Doom-of-my-Soul.649499
What bloke?
First day back at work today after a bit.
Yeah - that would have sucked bad
Ucking Oath it did - it put me in a very bad mood - so I decided to write about how I felt going in today.
Yeah - funny?
No you idiot - grim and dark. Go read it here you moron:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/The-Doom-of-my-Soul.649499
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Do Women have a sense of Humour?
Hey Duff,
yeah bloke - what?
Do you think women have a sense of humour?
Hmmm - not sure - married women don't find their husbands funny that is for sure.
Yeah - I know - this bloke wrote an article about it - seems pretty conclusive to me!
I'll have to check it out bloke - where is it at
It's here man - enjoy:
http://www.authspot.com/Journals/Do-Women-Have-a-Sense-of-Humour.642265
yeah bloke - what?
Do you think women have a sense of humour?
Hmmm - not sure - married women don't find their husbands funny that is for sure.
Yeah - I know - this bloke wrote an article about it - seems pretty conclusive to me!
I'll have to check it out bloke - where is it at
It's here man - enjoy:
http://www.authspot.com/Journals/Do-Women-Have-a-Sense-of-Humour.642265
Friday, April 10, 2009
The End is Nigh
Holy FREAKING CRAP
What....what the matter Duff
I had a freaking vision man - a vision of the future - and it is totally and utterly stuffed. Do yourself a favour and check it out here - be prepared muddha - be prepared:
http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/The-End-is-Nigh.641949
What....what the matter Duff
I had a freaking vision man - a vision of the future - and it is totally and utterly stuffed. Do yourself a favour and check it out here - be prepared muddha - be prepared:
http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/The-End-is-Nigh.641949
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Hey Duff!
Yeah What?
Remember when you went to San Jose those many years ago - well I wrote a little story about it. What more, it's only mildly exaggerated.
Ok cool - I'll check it out - where is it?
It's here muddha:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/A-Differing-of-Opinion.632051
Yeah What?
Remember when you went to San Jose those many years ago - well I wrote a little story about it. What more, it's only mildly exaggerated.
Ok cool - I'll check it out - where is it?
It's here muddha:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/A-Differing-of-Opinion.632051
Sunday, April 5, 2009
The Awesome KGB
They all thought I was mad...and well perhaps they were right, but they are dead now. My plans at world domination have however hit a snag - perhaps you can assist?
Read the full article here:http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/The-Awesome-KGB.630087
A lesson learnt
Life is occasionally...no wait...sometimes...no that's not right...almost always is a cruel beast of despair from which there is no escape. I learnt this lesson the hard way.
Visit the full article here:http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/A-Lesson-Learnt.630057
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