Wednesday, April 29, 2009

What are you afraid of?

Hey nob brain - what are you afraid of?

I'm afraid I'm gonna stick my foot up your arse

Yeah, well I'm afraid that you wont be able to remove your foot from your own arse to stick it up my arse you absolute idiot

Ahh shut up

Anyway there may be HEAPS to be afraid of, but it's not what you think. Check it out here you stupid fool:

Sunday, April 26, 2009

A Warning Most Purple

Holy crap - they posted it


Yeah - but I had to change the title, resubmit a new article, and delete the old. It used to be called purple carrot - now it's A Warning Most Purple

oh - sounds stupid

piss of nob brain

Oh well - where is it

It's here - when I wrote it, I thought it was the best stupid thing I had written. Now after the fiasco around it, not so sure.

I am sure it's crap

Get stuffed - just read it idiot

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Hey Duff - where is the purple carrot story - you submitted that ages ago.

Yeah, I know dude - those friggen Triond editors have taken a personal offense to it or something and are refusing to publish. I will keep up the good fight.

Friggen bastards

Yeah - I know - freaking shittin me - cause it's a masterpiece. Anyway. I wrote something else - totally stupid of course

I expect nothing else

Shut up ya ahole - anyway - here it is

Monday, April 20, 2009

Sick Leave Note #2

Hey moonga

What muddha

You feeling sick - you want to take a sick day off

Yeah I'm always feeling sick, but generally sick in the head

I know - you're a complete mental case

You can talk douche bag

Settle poonka. Here, here is another sick leave note you can use to get a couple of days off:

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Its Time Had Come

Hey Duff you moron

Don't call me a moron you idiot asshole

Ok ok - sorry. But you know that other article I wrote - the Doom of my Soul.

Yeah - freaking too serious for my liking

Indeed it was. I couldn't live with myself writing something so heartfelt, so I wrote anther article - something of a polar opposite to that article - to bring balance to the force.

That's more like it - where is it muddha?

Check it out here dude:

Oh - The dreaded 9 to 5

Hey Duff,

What bloke?

First day back at work today after a bit.

Yeah - that would have sucked bad

Ucking Oath it did - it put me in a very bad mood - so I decided to write about how I felt going in today.

Yeah - funny?

No you idiot - grim and dark. Go read it here you moron:

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Do Women have a sense of Humour?

Hey Duff,

yeah bloke - what?

Do you think women have a sense of humour?

Hmmm - not sure - married women don't find their husbands funny that is for sure.

Yeah - I know - this bloke wrote an article about it - seems pretty conclusive to me!

I'll have to check it out bloke - where is it at

It's here man - enjoy:

Friday, April 10, 2009

The End is Nigh


What....what the matter Duff

I had a freaking vision man - a vision of the future - and it is totally and utterly stuffed. Do yourself a favour and check it out here - be prepared muddha - be prepared:

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Hey Duff!

Yeah What?

Remember when you went to San Jose those many years ago - well I wrote a little story about it. What more, it's only mildly exaggerated.

Ok cool - I'll check it out - where is it?

It's here muddha:

Sunday, April 5, 2009

The Awesome KGB


They all thought I was mad...and well perhaps they were right, but they are dead now. My plans at world domination have however hit a snag - perhaps you can assist?

Read the full article here:

A lesson learnt


Life is that's not right...almost always is a cruel beast of despair from which there is no escape. I learnt this lesson the hard way.

Visit the full article here:

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