Thursday, June 24, 2010

Holy Shit

Holy shit Duff. Haven't been on this friggen blog for nearly a year. I probably should give a shit. Guess I don't though.

Who give a shit Moss - this blog is totally friggen lame.

No way man - I'm gonna shake this place up - gonna get things moving man. Shock the world. Make them take notice.

You're not going to post a picture of your arse again are you?

Well I'm not going to now am I arsehole. Maybe I'll just post that Shatner article I wrote that those bastards at Triond banned.

Just friggen do it and don't tell me about it. I still hate you, and you're fatter than ever

Piss off!


Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Bloody Hell

Bloody hell Duff!

What Moss?

You haven't updated this stupid blog since 22nd July.

So what? No-one freaking reads the thing do they?

Why is that then Duff?

Because your an idiot and people hate you

Oh, ok - I guess that makes sense then

Damn straight puss bag!

Piss off

Get stuffed jerk

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

What the hell are you doing

What the hell have you being doing?

What are you on about now?

Look at that friggen widget at the side. You've written heaps of crap since the last post. Why didn't you tell me about it

Because you're a rude arsehole. Everytime I tell you about a new story I wrote you insult me, and I am sick of it

Oh - don't get all pissy about it. I'm only joking, and I always read what you have to say. Even if what you write is worse than the puss from a tropical ulcer on a baboons arse!

See - there I knew it. You're such an idioit - I didn't even bring this up and you still find a way to insult me. I'm not talking to you anymore. Go get stuffed.

Fine then. I'll post the links myself. Not like it's rocket scient you big girl's blouse.

Friday, June 12, 2009

A Fate Worse Than Death

Holy crap - I nearly carked it today!

Really? That's a pity

I know, it was really scary

No - a pity that you survived. You're a nob and I hate you

I don't hate you

Ohhhh - that's nice of you to say. I still hate you though!

You're an absolute piece of scum sucking slime licking crap head

I know - thank you

Ahhh stuff ya. I wrote about it, so if you feel like not being an arsehole soon, you may wish to have a look:

Friday, May 29, 2009

Civilisation is a Crapper

I am a freaking genius

Yeah - why oh lord of the mighty richard cranium

Because I have figured out the single most important factor that drives a civilisation forward.

I highly doubt that


Because you are an imbecile

That does it - I'm sick of your friggen insults - you can go suck your own dick and piss off. I'm done with ya. If you feel like growing a brain and become informed, check out the following:

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Where's My Pants?

Freaking hell - where's my bloody pants?

They're beside the bed where you left them - like you always do you stinking pig.

Oh yeah - stupid me. I just had a flash back to that time when I couldn't find my pants that time.

What time?

You know, when I was up at that Forum thingy.

It never happened - your a freaking bullshitter.

Well ok - but it did inspire this story though. So go look at it poonka:

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Berry of Fegger

Hey muddha - ever heard of a Fegger?

A FEGGER - Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo you've heard of a Fegger?


Why did you scream then?

poured hot coffee in my lap. What the frig is a fegger.

Most fearsome mythical creature of the Australian bush. Learn yaself here:

Monday, May 4, 2009

Retrospective Precognitive

Yo bloke - where are ya?

Sorry, had a blocked nose, had to go blow it.

That's a coincidence. I wrote a story about that time my nose told the future

You a freaking liar - it did no such thing

Yeah it friggen did you stupid sack of phlegm

No it didn't you imbecile

I told you before that it told the future, and that future happened.

You are completely and utterly mental. Why do I even talk to you. You have no grip on reality. You live in a moron's fantasy world filled with doughnuts and levitating dune buggies. Keep away from me

Fine...but at least read my article:

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

What are you afraid of?

Hey nob brain - what are you afraid of?

I'm afraid I'm gonna stick my foot up your arse

Yeah, well I'm afraid that you wont be able to remove your foot from your own arse to stick it up my arse you absolute idiot

Ahh shut up

Anyway there may be HEAPS to be afraid of, but it's not what you think. Check it out here you stupid fool:

Sunday, April 26, 2009

A Warning Most Purple

Holy crap - they posted it


Yeah - but I had to change the title, resubmit a new article, and delete the old. It used to be called purple carrot - now it's A Warning Most Purple

oh - sounds stupid

piss of nob brain

Oh well - where is it

It's here - when I wrote it, I thought it was the best stupid thing I had written. Now after the fiasco around it, not so sure.

I am sure it's crap

Get stuffed - just read it idiot

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