Friday, May 29, 2009

Civilisation is a Crapper

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I am a freaking genius

Yeah - why oh lord of the mighty richard cranium

Because I have figured out the single most important factor that drives a civilisation forward.

I highly doubt that

Why?

Because you are an imbecile

That does it - I'm sick of your friggen insults - you can go suck your own dick and piss off. I'm done with ya. If you feel like growing a brain and become informed, check out the following:

http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Civilisation-is-a-Crapper.734481

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Where's My Pants?

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Freaking hell - where's my bloody pants?

They're beside the bed where you left them - like you always do you stinking pig.

Oh yeah - stupid me. I just had a flash back to that time when I couldn't find my pants that time.

What time?

You know, when I was up at that Forum thingy.

It never happened - your a freaking bullshitter.

Well ok - but it did inspire this story though. So go look at it poonka:

http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Wheres-my-Pants.717873

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Berry of Fegger

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Hey muddha - ever heard of a Fegger?

A FEGGER - Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Bloke...bloke...you there...so you've heard of a Fegger?

No

Why did you scream then?

poured hot coffee in my lap. What the frig is a fegger.

Most fearsome mythical creature of the Australian bush. Learn yaself here:

http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/Berry-of-Fegger.692241

Monday, May 4, 2009

Retrospective Precognitive

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Yo bloke - where are ya?

Sorry, had a blocked nose, had to go blow it.

That's a coincidence. I wrote a story about that time my nose told the future

You a freaking liar - it did no such thing

Yeah it friggen did you stupid sack of phlegm

No it didn't you imbecile

I told you before that it told the future, and that future happened.

You are completely and utterly mental. Why do I even talk to you. You have no grip on reality. You live in a moron's fantasy world filled with doughnuts and levitating dune buggies. Keep away from me

Fine...but at least read my article:

http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/Retrospective-Precognitive.687447
 

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