I am a freaking genius
Yeah - why oh lord of the mighty richard cranium
Because I have figured out the single most important factor that drives a civilisation forward.
I highly doubt that
Why?
Because you are an imbecile
That does it - I'm sick of your friggen insults - you can go suck your own dick and piss off. I'm done with ya. If you feel like growing a brain and become informed, check out the following:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Civilisation-is-a-Crapper.734481
Friday, May 29, 2009
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Where's My Pants?
Freaking hell - where's my bloody pants?
They're beside the bed where you left them - like you always do you stinking pig.
Oh yeah - stupid me. I just had a flash back to that time when I couldn't find my pants that time.
What time?
You know, when I was up at that Forum thingy.
It never happened - your a freaking bullshitter.
Well ok - but it did inspire this story though. So go look at it poonka:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Wheres-my-Pants.717873
They're beside the bed where you left them - like you always do you stinking pig.
Oh yeah - stupid me. I just had a flash back to that time when I couldn't find my pants that time.
What time?
You know, when I was up at that Forum thingy.
It never happened - your a freaking bullshitter.
Well ok - but it did inspire this story though. So go look at it poonka:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Wheres-my-Pants.717873
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Berry of Fegger
Hey muddha - ever heard of a Fegger?
A FEGGER - Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Bloke...bloke...you there...so you've heard of a Fegger?
No
Why did you scream then?
poured hot coffee in my lap. What the frig is a fegger.
Most fearsome mythical creature of the Australian bush. Learn yaself here:
http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/Berry-of-Fegger.692241
A FEGGER - Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Bloke...bloke...you there...so you've heard of a Fegger?
No
Why did you scream then?
poured hot coffee in my lap. What the frig is a fegger.
Most fearsome mythical creature of the Australian bush. Learn yaself here:
http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/Berry-of-Fegger.692241
Monday, May 4, 2009
Retrospective Precognitive
Yo bloke - where are ya?
Sorry, had a blocked nose, had to go blow it.
That's a coincidence. I wrote a story about that time my nose told the future
You a freaking liar - it did no such thing
Yeah it friggen did you stupid sack of phlegm
No it didn't you imbecile
I told you before that it told the future, and that future happened.
You are completely and utterly mental. Why do I even talk to you. You have no grip on reality. You live in a moron's fantasy world filled with doughnuts and levitating dune buggies. Keep away from me
Fine...but at least read my article:
http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/Retrospective-Precognitive.687447
Sorry, had a blocked nose, had to go blow it.
That's a coincidence. I wrote a story about that time my nose told the future
You a freaking liar - it did no such thing
Yeah it friggen did you stupid sack of phlegm
No it didn't you imbecile
I told you before that it told the future, and that future happened.
You are completely and utterly mental. Why do I even talk to you. You have no grip on reality. You live in a moron's fantasy world filled with doughnuts and levitating dune buggies. Keep away from me
Fine...but at least read my article:
http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/Retrospective-Precognitive.687447
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