Bloody hell Duff!
What Moss?
You haven't updated this stupid blog since 22nd July.
So what? No-one freaking reads the thing do they?
Why is that then Duff?
Because your an idiot and people hate you
Oh, ok - I guess that makes sense then
Damn straight puss bag!
Piss off
Get stuffed jerk
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
What the hell are you doing
What the hell have you being doing?
What are you on about now?
Look at that friggen widget at the side. You've written heaps of crap since the last post. Why didn't you tell me about it
Because you're a rude arsehole. Everytime I tell you about a new story I wrote you insult me, and I am sick of it
Oh - don't get all pissy about it. I'm only joking, and I always read what you have to say. Even if what you write is worse than the puss from a tropical ulcer on a baboons arse!
See - there I knew it. You're such an idioit - I didn't even bring this up and you still find a way to insult me. I'm not talking to you anymore. Go get stuffed.
Fine then. I'll post the links myself. Not like it's rocket scient you big girl's blouse.
http://www.authspot.com/Biographies/Listen-to-Me-and-Listen-to-Me-Well.850169
http://www.authspot.com/Journals/Onkalarkarage.873851
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Let-my-Suffering-End.893361
http://purpleslinky.com/humor/satire/a-new-love/
What are you on about now?
Look at that friggen widget at the side. You've written heaps of crap since the last post. Why didn't you tell me about it
Because you're a rude arsehole. Everytime I tell you about a new story I wrote you insult me, and I am sick of it
Oh - don't get all pissy about it. I'm only joking, and I always read what you have to say. Even if what you write is worse than the puss from a tropical ulcer on a baboons arse!
See - there I knew it. You're such an idioit - I didn't even bring this up and you still find a way to insult me. I'm not talking to you anymore. Go get stuffed.
Fine then. I'll post the links myself. Not like it's rocket scient you big girl's blouse.
http://www.authspot.com/Biographies/Listen-to-Me-and-Listen-to-Me-Well.850169
http://www.authspot.com/Journals/Onkalarkarage.873851
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Let-my-Suffering-End.893361
http://purpleslinky.com/humor/satire/a-new-love/
Friday, June 12, 2009
A Fate Worse Than Death
Holy crap - I nearly carked it today!
Really? That's a pity
I know, it was really scary
No - a pity that you survived. You're a nob and I hate you
I don't hate you
Ohhhh - that's nice of you to say. I still hate you though!
You're an absolute piece of scum sucking slime licking crap head
I know - thank you
Ahhh stuff ya. I wrote about it, so if you feel like not being an arsehole soon, you may wish to have a look:
http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/A-Fate-Worse-Than-Death.773915
Really? That's a pity
I know, it was really scary
No - a pity that you survived. You're a nob and I hate you
I don't hate you
Ohhhh - that's nice of you to say. I still hate you though!
You're an absolute piece of scum sucking slime licking crap head
I know - thank you
Ahhh stuff ya. I wrote about it, so if you feel like not being an arsehole soon, you may wish to have a look:
http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/A-Fate-Worse-Than-Death.773915
Friday, May 29, 2009
Civilisation is a Crapper
I am a freaking genius
Yeah - why oh lord of the mighty richard cranium
Because I have figured out the single most important factor that drives a civilisation forward.
I highly doubt that
Why?
Because you are an imbecile
That does it - I'm sick of your friggen insults - you can go suck your own dick and piss off. I'm done with ya. If you feel like growing a brain and become informed, check out the following:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Civilisation-is-a-Crapper.734481
Yeah - why oh lord of the mighty richard cranium
Because I have figured out the single most important factor that drives a civilisation forward.
I highly doubt that
Why?
Because you are an imbecile
That does it - I'm sick of your friggen insults - you can go suck your own dick and piss off. I'm done with ya. If you feel like growing a brain and become informed, check out the following:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Civilisation-is-a-Crapper.734481
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Where's My Pants?
Freaking hell - where's my bloody pants?
They're beside the bed where you left them - like you always do you stinking pig.
Oh yeah - stupid me. I just had a flash back to that time when I couldn't find my pants that time.
What time?
You know, when I was up at that Forum thingy.
It never happened - your a freaking bullshitter.
Well ok - but it did inspire this story though. So go look at it poonka:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Wheres-my-Pants.717873
They're beside the bed where you left them - like you always do you stinking pig.
Oh yeah - stupid me. I just had a flash back to that time when I couldn't find my pants that time.
What time?
You know, when I was up at that Forum thingy.
It never happened - your a freaking bullshitter.
Well ok - but it did inspire this story though. So go look at it poonka:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Wheres-my-Pants.717873
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Berry of Fegger
Hey muddha - ever heard of a Fegger?
A FEGGER - Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Bloke...bloke...you there...so you've heard of a Fegger?
No
Why did you scream then?
poured hot coffee in my lap. What the frig is a fegger.
Most fearsome mythical creature of the Australian bush. Learn yaself here:
http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/Berry-of-Fegger.692241
A FEGGER - Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Bloke...bloke...you there...so you've heard of a Fegger?
No
Why did you scream then?
poured hot coffee in my lap. What the frig is a fegger.
Most fearsome mythical creature of the Australian bush. Learn yaself here:
http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/Berry-of-Fegger.692241
Monday, May 4, 2009
Retrospective Precognitive
Yo bloke - where are ya?
Sorry, had a blocked nose, had to go blow it.
That's a coincidence. I wrote a story about that time my nose told the future
You a freaking liar - it did no such thing
Yeah it friggen did you stupid sack of phlegm
No it didn't you imbecile
I told you before that it told the future, and that future happened.
You are completely and utterly mental. Why do I even talk to you. You have no grip on reality. You live in a moron's fantasy world filled with doughnuts and levitating dune buggies. Keep away from me
Fine...but at least read my article:
http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/Retrospective-Precognitive.687447
Sorry, had a blocked nose, had to go blow it.
That's a coincidence. I wrote a story about that time my nose told the future
You a freaking liar - it did no such thing
Yeah it friggen did you stupid sack of phlegm
No it didn't you imbecile
I told you before that it told the future, and that future happened.
You are completely and utterly mental. Why do I even talk to you. You have no grip on reality. You live in a moron's fantasy world filled with doughnuts and levitating dune buggies. Keep away from me
Fine...but at least read my article:
http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/Retrospective-Precognitive.687447
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
What are you afraid of?
Hey nob brain - what are you afraid of?
I'm afraid I'm gonna stick my foot up your arse
Yeah, well I'm afraid that you wont be able to remove your foot from your own arse to stick it up my arse you absolute idiot
Ahh shut up
Anyway there may be HEAPS to be afraid of, but it's not what you think. Check it out here you stupid fool:
http://www.socyberty.com/Lifestyle-Choices/What-are-You-Afraid-Of.680103
I'm afraid I'm gonna stick my foot up your arse
Yeah, well I'm afraid that you wont be able to remove your foot from your own arse to stick it up my arse you absolute idiot
Ahh shut up
Anyway there may be HEAPS to be afraid of, but it's not what you think. Check it out here you stupid fool:
http://www.socyberty.com/Lifestyle-Choices/What-are-You-Afraid-Of.680103
Sunday, April 26, 2009
A Warning Most Purple
Holy crap - they posted it
Finally
Yeah - but I had to change the title, resubmit a new article, and delete the old. It used to be called purple carrot - now it's A Warning Most Purple
oh - sounds stupid
piss of nob brain
Oh well - where is it
It's here - when I wrote it, I thought it was the best stupid thing I had written. Now after the fiasco around it, not so sure.
I am sure it's crap
Get stuffed - just read it idiot
http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/A-Warning-Most-Purple.671171
Finally
Yeah - but I had to change the title, resubmit a new article, and delete the old. It used to be called purple carrot - now it's A Warning Most Purple
oh - sounds stupid
piss of nob brain
Oh well - where is it
It's here - when I wrote it, I thought it was the best stupid thing I had written. Now after the fiasco around it, not so sure.
I am sure it's crap
Get stuffed - just read it idiot
http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/A-Warning-Most-Purple.671171
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Hey Duff - where is the purple carrot story - you submitted that ages ago.
Yeah, I know dude - those friggen Triond editors have taken a personal offense to it or something and are refusing to publish. I will keep up the good fight.
Friggen bastards
Yeah - I know - freaking shittin me - cause it's a masterpiece. Anyway. I wrote something else - totally stupid of course
I expect nothing else
Shut up ya ahole - anyway - here it is
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Spent.666767
Yeah, I know dude - those friggen Triond editors have taken a personal offense to it or something and are refusing to publish. I will keep up the good fight.
Friggen bastards
Yeah - I know - freaking shittin me - cause it's a masterpiece. Anyway. I wrote something else - totally stupid of course
I expect nothing else
Shut up ya ahole - anyway - here it is
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Spent.666767
Monday, April 20, 2009
Sick Leave Note #2
Hey moonga
What muddha
You feeling sick - you want to take a sick day off
Yeah I'm always feeling sick, but generally sick in the head
I know - you're a complete mental case
You can talk douche bag
Settle poonka. Here, here is another sick leave note you can use to get a couple of days off:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Sick-Leave-Note-2.659339
What muddha
You feeling sick - you want to take a sick day off
Yeah I'm always feeling sick, but generally sick in the head
I know - you're a complete mental case
You can talk douche bag
Settle poonka. Here, here is another sick leave note you can use to get a couple of days off:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Sick-Leave-Note-2.659339
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Its Time Had Come
Hey Duff you moron
Don't call me a moron you idiot asshole
Ok ok - sorry. But you know that other article I wrote - the Doom of my Soul.
Yeah - freaking too serious for my liking
Indeed it was. I couldn't live with myself writing something so heartfelt, so I wrote anther article - something of a polar opposite to that article - to bring balance to the force.
That's more like it - where is it muddha?
Check it out here dude:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Its-Time-Had-Come.650087
Don't call me a moron you idiot asshole
Ok ok - sorry. But you know that other article I wrote - the Doom of my Soul.
Yeah - freaking too serious for my liking
Indeed it was. I couldn't live with myself writing something so heartfelt, so I wrote anther article - something of a polar opposite to that article - to bring balance to the force.
That's more like it - where is it muddha?
Check it out here dude:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Its-Time-Had-Come.650087
Oh - The dreaded 9 to 5
Hey Duff,
What bloke?
First day back at work today after a bit.
Yeah - that would have sucked bad
Ucking Oath it did - it put me in a very bad mood - so I decided to write about how I felt going in today.
Yeah - funny?
No you idiot - grim and dark. Go read it here you moron:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/The-Doom-of-my-Soul.649499
What bloke?
First day back at work today after a bit.
Yeah - that would have sucked bad
Ucking Oath it did - it put me in a very bad mood - so I decided to write about how I felt going in today.
Yeah - funny?
No you idiot - grim and dark. Go read it here you moron:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/The-Doom-of-my-Soul.649499
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Do Women have a sense of Humour?
Hey Duff,
yeah bloke - what?
Do you think women have a sense of humour?
Hmmm - not sure - married women don't find their husbands funny that is for sure.
Yeah - I know - this bloke wrote an article about it - seems pretty conclusive to me!
I'll have to check it out bloke - where is it at
It's here man - enjoy:
http://www.authspot.com/Journals/Do-Women-Have-a-Sense-of-Humour.642265
yeah bloke - what?
Do you think women have a sense of humour?
Hmmm - not sure - married women don't find their husbands funny that is for sure.
Yeah - I know - this bloke wrote an article about it - seems pretty conclusive to me!
I'll have to check it out bloke - where is it at
It's here man - enjoy:
http://www.authspot.com/Journals/Do-Women-Have-a-Sense-of-Humour.642265
Friday, April 10, 2009
The End is Nigh
Holy FREAKING CRAP
What....what the matter Duff
I had a freaking vision man - a vision of the future - and it is totally and utterly stuffed. Do yourself a favour and check it out here - be prepared muddha - be prepared:
http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/The-End-is-Nigh.641949
What....what the matter Duff
I had a freaking vision man - a vision of the future - and it is totally and utterly stuffed. Do yourself a favour and check it out here - be prepared muddha - be prepared:
http://www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/The-End-is-Nigh.641949
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Hey Duff!
Yeah What?
Remember when you went to San Jose those many years ago - well I wrote a little story about it. What more, it's only mildly exaggerated.
Ok cool - I'll check it out - where is it?
It's here muddha:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/A-Differing-of-Opinion.632051
Yeah What?
Remember when you went to San Jose those many years ago - well I wrote a little story about it. What more, it's only mildly exaggerated.
Ok cool - I'll check it out - where is it?
It's here muddha:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/A-Differing-of-Opinion.632051
Sunday, April 5, 2009
The Awesome KGB
They all thought I was mad...and well perhaps they were right, but they are dead now. My plans at world domination have however hit a snag - perhaps you can assist?
Read the full article here:http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/The-Awesome-KGB.630087
A lesson learnt
Life is occasionally...no wait...sometimes...no that's not right...almost always is a cruel beast of despair from which there is no escape. I learnt this lesson the hard way.
Visit the full article here:http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/A-Lesson-Learnt.630057
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
A funny thing happened...
I doubt anyone is reading this, so I guess I am simply talking to myself - which seems as good a thing to do as any.
So Duff, guess what, I posted a new article - go check it out you muddha:
http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/A-Funny-Thing-Happened.622099
So Duff, guess what, I posted a new article - go check it out you muddha:
A funny thing happened to me today when driving into work - and well of course the result was that my mind wandered into avenues of weirdness that not even I comprehend fully.
Visit the full article here:http://www.authspot.com/Thoughts/A-Funny-Thing-Happened.622099
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Here I am venturing into the blogsphere - not sure I see the point of it all at this stage but one needs to try a thing before one can condemn a thing.
I doubt that I will be adding posts on a regular basis, but if you feel somewhat inclined you can check out my articles at Triond - see the widget below. Generally a bunch of crazy stuff there - so be warned, you may come away damaged in the head.
I doubt that I will be adding posts on a regular basis, but if you feel somewhat inclined you can check out my articles at Triond - see the widget below. Generally a bunch of crazy stuff there - so be warned, you may come away damaged in the head.
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